The Internet Slave Gets a New Email Address

I have received my official email address today. It sounds fancy since the company’s name is attached to my initials, replacing gmail/yahoo.com.

The executives already congratulated and welcomed me. There’s no turning back now. The word official makes it official. And I’m going to stay here for two years. That’s like 2, 920 online postings on a minimum, 24 Facebook/Twitter Calendars, a minimum of 28 photoshoots per year, 48 meetings with the President, 24 Promos to draft, etc. etc. etc. Suddenly I’m good at Math!

GOD. BLESS. ME.

PS. There’s a positive side to it though, I’d make a list soon.

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